On Hindustan Unilever Limited, Risk, Environment and Taittiriya Upanishad

(For Dhruv, the batman – Part III)
Dhruv beta, The Taittiriyam tells the scientists, “ Now, remember ( “religion” in latin means Re- Legio or “to re- member” or “re-constitute” or “to put together again”, words are easy, we need to understand them properly!) you, yourselves have said, that oxygen is outside in nature and man or woman dies if there is no oxygen, right ?”
“Right” say the scientists quickly, more in the hurry to know, rather than with conviction.
“And you have practiced pranayama?”
“Right”.
“You have held in you’re your breath and thereby prevented oxygen from entering your body”
“Right”.
“Therefore if someone stopped oxygen for a desired period of time then there would still be no RISK to your life”
“Right” (the tone of the scientists betrays their feeling of “we know where this is going”)
“So also does Prana flows in a higher entity – a entity higher than the material element called Oxygen or Carbon or Hydrogen” (this is not expected!)
The Taittiriyam drives home its advantage says, “ In other words, Prana, is “that which flows”, you can call it “Oxygen” in your “Body”, “Money” in your “Economy”, “Chi” in Chinese philosophy, Mathematicians call it “Dimensions" in their "Vector Space”. Since “Oxygen” is your word for that which flows in and out of your body and “Money” is your word for that which flows in and out of your economy, I have declared oxygen, money, and other words, to be man-made or woman-made or neuter-made” , please think about this and do some more pranayama , while I take a break”.
After the break, Taittiriyam continues, “ Yes, I have a word for Money, I call it Maya, since it also flows, some of you may make the error of confusing it with Prana. Therefore I designed the pranayama, because it is Prana Ya Ma. In my language, yama means “that which is not”, therefore prana-yama tells you of the Prana which is not Ma Ya, the word for Money, but that which flows in the sheath called the “Pranamaya Kosha”. Further in my language, your “normal-scientific” logic doesn’t work, therefore do not go ahead and extrapolate, “Maya” as “that which is”. To give you an idea of how my language works, let me give you a clue, Yama also means “the god of death”, therefore the relation of RISK to PRANA comes from Yama, but when they are together in Pranayama there is no external RISK. Your RISK is within YOU!”
“Right” (the scientists are almost inaudible). More pranayama and strategy is worked out, we are scientists after all. We can’t give up that easily! If RISK is within us, where is it? If the body is the Pranamaya kosha, in which Prana flows, then by correspondence, not logic, economy is the body in which money flows, then if we locate RISK within the human body we should be able to locate risk to money within the economy. Let us search within the body for someone who controls the Prana! We can have the body and the money!
Now is that not what we want, Dhruv?…But what about the Lux soap?…… To know more read on!